"Make Thinkerer break up" challenge.
You can write a thing so funny Thinkerer can't read it
Dear Granddaughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly good that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Oh, am I glad I did. what an uplifting experience that followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the man behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,"For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked Joey, your 15 year old cousin, in the back seat what that meant. He said, "It is probably an Australian good luck sign or something". Well, I have never met anyone from Australia, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back! Joey burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Australian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Love,
Grandma
You can write a thing so funny Thinkerer can't read it
Or can you? You can try. And maybe do it. Write (or find) a short narrative that tells of a funny situation. Put it on a note card, bring it to Lauren's show. Thinkerer will read it as part of the comedy show. If Thinkerer can't read it for laughing, you win. No prize, but you get kudos as one of the top comedy writers in Second Life.
Lauren's Place
- Lauren's place, Tuesdays, 5 pm California time
- Location Link. Click to go or drag to the viewer screen:
- http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Cookie/124/241/22
- Watch later: Lauren's channel
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- Come to enjoy the comedy.
- Come to perform (and later show your friends the video).
- Come to hear Thinkerer try to read your funny narrative without breaking up.
- Or take the stage and read your own material.
- If you can read it without breaking up.
- Scroll down for News and Notes
- Calendars: Entertainment in the virtual worlds
- HYPERGRID EVENTS
- More news in my blog roll (column on the right)
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- No fancy rules
- Write (or find) a short narrative that tells of a funny situation
- About 5 minutes in length
- Bring the notecard to Lauren's show.
- Tell Lauren you have a notecard for the Thinkerer Challenge.
- Lauren will call on Thinkerer at some time in the show.
- You will give the notecard to Thinkerer.
- Thinkerer will give it a cold read.
- If Thinkerer has to stop to laugh in the middle of the read,
- You have won the challenge.
- No prize (Not yet. Maybe later)
- But your feat will be reported in this blog.
- Along with your winning narrative (if you permit)
Sample of a narrative that might win the challenge.
This is a letter from a Grandma to her granddaughter. Grandma is eighty-six years old and still drives her own car. She writes:Dear Granddaughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly good that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Oh, am I glad I did. what an uplifting experience that followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the man behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,"For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked Joey, your 15 year old cousin, in the back seat what that meant. He said, "It is probably an Australian good luck sign or something". Well, I have never met anyone from Australia, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back! Joey burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Australian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Love,
Grandma
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News and Notes
- Scroll down for News and Notes
- Calendars: Entertainment in the virtual worlds
- HYPERGRID EVENTS
- More news in my blog roll (column on the right)
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Cast Spotlight – Kayden O’Connell
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Events
Hypergrid
Lauren's Place
- Lauren's place, Tuesdays, 5 pm California time
- Location Link. Click to go or drag to the viewer screen:
- http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Cookie/124/241/22
- Watch later: Lauren's channel
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Newcomer Help in Virtual Worlds
- Firestorm Features
- Events on the Hypergrid. Selected Google calendars
- Calendars: Entertainment in the virtual worlds
- Blender Basics - Making Basic Mesh Prims
- Communities in Second Life: Community Cultural Hub
- Basic help for new arrivals in a virtual world at Georgia Gwinnett College
- http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/GGC%20Island/66/81/28
- How to start in a virtual world, the video: Now see it on your browser
- UWA offers free online courses to help newcomers start in virtual worlds
- Firestorm Documentation and User Guide (Wiki)
- Beginner's building on the Hypergrid. Primland, the building tutorial game
- New Citizens Inc
- Table of Contents (Virtual Outworlding)
- Multilingual help: Welcome ports and Google Translate
Education
- Take great online courses from the world's best universities
- Education in Virtual Worlds. Summary
- Top 10 Tips on How to Use Avatars in eLearning
- How the Second Life basics series can help teachers
- SLeducate: Learn and teach in Second Life
- Learning Objectives Creator
Writers
How to handle a Hypergrid address
From any Hypergrid-enabled grid, paste the address into the address bar of Firestorm and press enter. Or paste it into the world map search bar of any viewer, search, and click Teleport when the destination is found. If it doesn't work, don't give up. Try again in a minutes. Sometimes the first try fails (probably times out). And try again a few hours later. Some hypergrid destinations are offline part of the day.
- The ideal Hypergrid address form--almost there in Firestorm
- If you get an address like this:
- hg.francogrid.org:80:Residence-09:/119/128/190
- paste it into the address bar of Firestorm, see if it takes you to the exact coordinates.
From any Hypergrid-enabled grid, paste the address into the address bar of Firestorm and press enter. Or paste it into the world map search bar of any viewer, search, and click Teleport when the destination is found. If it doesn't work, don't give up. Try again in a minutes. Sometimes the first try fails (probably times out). And try again a few hours later. Some hypergrid destinations are offline part of the day.
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Video-Machinima in virtual worlds
- Machinima: Virtual World Filmmaking
- New Media Arts, Inc
- SUMMARY: Resources for video production in virtual worlds
- Videos from virtual worlds Summary
- Hobbies: Doing video/machinima in virtual worlds
- Music Videos from virtual worlds Summary
- Art videos from the virtual world
- Comedy videos from the Virtual World
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- For more on topics like this, circle Selby Evans in Google+
- What do we do in Virtual Worlds?
- Kitely: low cost virtual worlds.
- Opensim, Hypergrid: Summary
- Search on page with Google Chrome: Ctrl+f, search bar upper right.
- Google search this blog: Search bar, upper left--or:
- Put site:virtualoutworlding.blogspot.com at the end of the search terms
- What is Second Life?
- Annotated screen shots made with Jing
- All original content on this blog is Creative Commons License, attribution only.
- Second Life, Linden, SLurl, and SL are trademarks of Linden Research Inc.
- This blog is not affiliated with Second Life or anything else.
- Ads are from Google
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- Drop by the White Tigers in Second Life
- Location Link. Click to go or drag to the viewer screen:
- http://maps.secondlife.com/
secondlife/Lawst%20Paradise/ 147/61/23
- Feel free to send me an IM, notecard, or friend request in Second Life or Kitely
- Thinkerer Melville in Second Life, Selby Evans in Kitely
- Google+ page; Virtual World Video
- Lauren is funny; Avatar Repertory Theater
Video-Machinima in virtual worlds
- Machinima: Virtual World Filmmaking
- New Media Arts, Inc
- SUMMARY: Resources for video production in virtual worlds
- Videos from virtual worlds Summary
- Hobbies: Doing video/machinima in virtual worlds
- Music Videos from virtual worlds Summary
- Art videos from the virtual world
- Comedy videos from the Virtual World
*****
- For more on topics like this, circle Selby Evans in Google+
- What do we do in Virtual Worlds?
- Kitely: low cost virtual worlds.
- Opensim, Hypergrid: Summary
- Search on page with Google Chrome: Ctrl+f, search bar upper right.
- Google search this blog: Search bar, upper left--or:
- Put site:virtualoutworlding.blogspot.com at the end of the search terms
- What is Second Life?
- Annotated screen shots made with Jing
- All original content on this blog is Creative Commons License, attribution only.
- Second Life, Linden, SLurl, and SL are trademarks of Linden Research Inc.
- This blog is not affiliated with Second Life or anything else.
- Ads are from Google
- -
- Drop by the White Tigers in Second Life
- Location Link. Click to go or drag to the viewer screen:
- http://maps.secondlife.com/
secondlife/Lawst%20Paradise/ 147/61/23 - Feel free to send me an IM, notecard, or friend request in Second Life or Kitely
- Thinkerer Melville in Second Life, Selby Evans in Kitely
- Google+ page; Virtual World Video
- Lauren is funny; Avatar Repertory Theater
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