Jane, Plain Jane: Part 3. Confused
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I have felt like talking to my computers that way lots of times, but not so loud. So I stopped and fixed it for him. Poor guy, he is a klutz with the keyboard and they give him a tiny little keyboard. His hands are too big for it. I got little hands and they give me a huge keyboard. Like Hermione would say, life is not fair.
Anyway, at the happy hour Jason told everyone about it. "It was stuck in the muck and Jane came by and fixed it. Pressed one key and fixed it."
Actually, it was three keys at once, but I didn't correct him. So he went on, "Super-geek saved my day."
Well, what could I do with that? He wasn't putting me down. That was sort of a compliment. I mean, it still sounded like I was abnormal, especially for a girl. But not a bad kind of abnormal. I had to think that over for a moment.
But you can't be slow on the come-back with Hermione around. She jumped in, "Like it says in the Bible, the Geeks shall inherit the earth."
And Jayson said, "Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of."
Afraid? Jason couldn't be afraid of anything. He's six foot six and should be a football player. Or a steel-driving man. Yeah, get him a hammer and he would be a steel-driving man. I suppose I could call him John Henry.
Anyway, I am really confused now. I thought he was putting me down when he called me super-geek. But now I don't know. I really good at computer-taming. And that's abnormal for a girl. My mother hated for me to even have a computer. I lied and told her I had to have it to make good grades in school or I never would have gotten it.
My mother did want me to make good grades in school. She knew that plain Jane would never get a good man. She used to tell me a good man is hard to find. I knew what she meant. Hard to find for me. Plain Jane had better be able to fend for herself. Well, I can do that. Super-geeks are abnormal and they are hard to find, too.
Only I can't fend for myself with people. Give me a computer and I am in control. But I am just Plain Jane over beer. And I probably think too much. That would make me dangerous if I were a man. But it just makes me shy over beer. Or maybe standoffish.
Or maybe confused. I know what Hermione would say. "No. You were confused before. Now you are just finding it out." Hermione always knows something smart to say. I wish I could think like her. Dammit, If I am so smart, why can't I think like her? And why am I confused?
And why the hell do I feel like I won something today at happy hour when I didn't get to use my power name on Jayson? Well, I've still got it in reserve. People are so confusing. No wonder I like computers.
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This (the multi-part series including this part) could be a short story or a one-act play for one or three actors. I relinquish all claims to the copyright and declare all work by me under the title "Jane, Plain Jane" to be in the public domain.
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The writers group at Nara's Nook has started a learning and production project using the guide book "The 90-day novel," by Alan Watt. To contribute to the project without spending the time on a novel, I am writing a short story or small play using some of the guidance from the book.
Writers meeting at Nara's Nook
- Jane, Plain Jane: In eight scenes. A short story as a writing exercise
- The writing communities of virtual worlds: Nara's Nook
- HG Safari, week 119 Nara Nook, the writers colony on the hypergrid
- Understory
- Articles about writing on this blog
- The writing communities of virtual worlds. What do they offer to writers?
- Blogging in virtual worlds. How to... Summary
- This is the kind of event that could work well in a web-world
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- A proposal for a web-world to support nonprofits in virtual worlds
- The writer's meeting at Nara's nook meets Mondays, 6 PM California time.
- Scroll to the end for instructions on how to get to the meeting.
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- A proposal for a web-world to support nonprofits in virtual worlds
- (More after the break, scroll down!)
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- Public service web-world by CybaLounge. Virtual worlders, this one is for us
- Singer Girl built a web-world.
- Infinite Metaverse Alliance, organization for the metaverse.
- Want to try Halcyon? Infinite Metaverse Alliance test grid
- IMA on G+
- Cybalounge updated: now with voice!
- Javascript for beginners
- Learn Javascript for programmers
- OSCC presentation videos available
- CRASH! Site, the musical under development by people like us
- Mal Burns: Inworld Review
- Try a browser-based virtual world
- Selby's daily news collection: Virtual worlds are real
- Virtual Outworlding news collection
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
- Entertainment on the Hypergrid
- HYPERGRID EVENTS
- Destination guide: OpenSimWorld
- Opensim AAM Virtual Performers
- WELCOME TO SEANCHAI LIBRARIES
- Virtual world G+ communities: Communities virtual worlds G+
- MOSES software development
- In a virtual world, your deodorant never fails.
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Jane, Plain Jane. PART 3 Confused
Well Jason called me a super-geek again this Friday. But it didn't work out the way I planned. The way It started was earlier he couldn't get his computer to print the address labels. He's in Packing and Mailing, you know, and this was Friday, so everything has to go out. And I walked by on break, so I heard him talking to his computer.I have felt like talking to my computers that way lots of times, but not so loud. So I stopped and fixed it for him. Poor guy, he is a klutz with the keyboard and they give him a tiny little keyboard. His hands are too big for it. I got little hands and they give me a huge keyboard. Like Hermione would say, life is not fair.
Anyway, at the happy hour Jason told everyone about it. "It was stuck in the muck and Jane came by and fixed it. Pressed one key and fixed it."
Actually, it was three keys at once, but I didn't correct him. So he went on, "Super-geek saved my day."
Well, what could I do with that? He wasn't putting me down. That was sort of a compliment. I mean, it still sounded like I was abnormal, especially for a girl. But not a bad kind of abnormal. I had to think that over for a moment.
But you can't be slow on the come-back with Hermione around. She jumped in, "Like it says in the Bible, the Geeks shall inherit the earth."
And Jayson said, "Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of."
Afraid? Jason couldn't be afraid of anything. He's six foot six and should be a football player. Or a steel-driving man. Yeah, get him a hammer and he would be a steel-driving man. I suppose I could call him John Henry.
Anyway, I am really confused now. I thought he was putting me down when he called me super-geek. But now I don't know. I really good at computer-taming. And that's abnormal for a girl. My mother hated for me to even have a computer. I lied and told her I had to have it to make good grades in school or I never would have gotten it.
My mother did want me to make good grades in school. She knew that plain Jane would never get a good man. She used to tell me a good man is hard to find. I knew what she meant. Hard to find for me. Plain Jane had better be able to fend for herself. Well, I can do that. Super-geeks are abnormal and they are hard to find, too.
Only I can't fend for myself with people. Give me a computer and I am in control. But I am just Plain Jane over beer. And I probably think too much. That would make me dangerous if I were a man. But it just makes me shy over beer. Or maybe standoffish.
Or maybe confused. I know what Hermione would say. "No. You were confused before. Now you are just finding it out." Hermione always knows something smart to say. I wish I could think like her. Dammit, If I am so smart, why can't I think like her? And why am I confused?
And why the hell do I feel like I won something today at happy hour when I didn't get to use my power name on Jayson? Well, I've still got it in reserve. People are so confusing. No wonder I like computers.
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This (the multi-part series including this part) could be a short story or a one-act play for one or three actors. I relinquish all claims to the copyright and declare all work by me under the title "Jane, Plain Jane" to be in the public domain.
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- The writer's meeting at Nara's nook is on Mondays, 6 PM California time.
- HG address:
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- In a virtual world connected to the Hypergrid:
- put the HG addrress in the Find bar of the world map, click Find, TP
- If you are not connected to the Hypergrid:
- visit Nara's Nook and find out how to join Nara's virtual writer's colony.
Related
- The writing communities of the virtual worlds. What do they offer to writers?
- Metaverse Authors (G+ community)
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- HG Safari, week 119 Nara Nook, the writers colony on the hypergrid
- Nara Nook on the benefits of failure in a virtual world
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- The Hypergrid WIP is a one hour "show & tell" of works in progress or recently completed.
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- Selby will be doing test video capture of presentations in voice. These may be posted on YouTube.
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- Presentations are in voice and text.
- For text presentations, best bring the text in a notecard and paste it into chat.
- Voice presentations may be captured in video.
- Stills and videos from the show may appear in this blog and elsewhere.
- The Hypergrid WIP is a one hour "show & tell" of works in progress or recently completed.
- Everyone is invited. Building, scripting, promotion, entertainment-- whatever you are working on.
- Selby will be doing test video capture of presentations in voice. These may be posted on YouTube.
- Presentations are in voice and text.
- For text presentations, best bring the text in a notecard and paste it into chat.
- Voice presentations may be captured in video.
- Stills and videos from the show may appear in this blog and elsewhere.
Next WIP show
- Next WIP show: Sun. April 10 Noon SLT
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora allows presenters to run high threat OSSL functions.
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- Put the line above in your World Map next to Find. Click Find. TP
- At Narasnook, use World Map to search for Pandora
- Cookie II location (fourth Sunday of the month)
- HG address below: paste into the World Map next to Find. Click Find, TP
- grid.kitely.com:8002:Cookie II
- in Kitely: paste into Nav (top) bar of Firestorm, Enter.
- hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Cookie II/68/369/22
- Next WIP show: Sun. April 10 Noon SLT
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora allows presenters to run high threat OSSL functions.
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- Put the line above in your World Map next to Find. Click Find. TP
- At Narasnook, use World Map to search for Pandora
- Cookie II location (fourth Sunday of the month)
- HG address below: paste into the World Map next to Find. Click Find, TP
- grid.kitely.com:8002:Cookie II
- in Kitely: paste into Nav (top) bar of Firestorm, Enter.
- hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Cookie II/68/369/22
Previous Articles from the WIP show
- Glimpses of Hypergrid Work-in-Progress (WIP) show
- WIP Show: How to with NPC, Nara Malone. Storytelling of the future
- WIP on Cookie II, Kitely, 9/20 Dolls, Discos, and Discussion
- WIP August 23, A conversation about being creative
- The WIP show, 7/18/2015: Virtual mobile art by Lucy Afarensis
- WIP Show at Hobo Sandbox on Cookie II, Kitely
- WIP Show, works in progress on the Hypergrid June 3, 2015
- Hypergrid WIP meeting. The creatives of the hypergrid
- Glimpses of Hypergrid Work-in-Progress (WIP) show
- WIP Show: How to with NPC, Nara Malone. Storytelling of the future
- WIP on Cookie II, Kitely, 9/20 Dolls, Discos, and Discussion
- WIP August 23, A conversation about being creative
- The WIP show, 7/18/2015: Virtual mobile art by Lucy Afarensis
- WIP Show at Hobo Sandbox on Cookie II, Kitely
- WIP Show, works in progress on the Hypergrid June 3, 2015
- Hypergrid WIP meeting. The creatives of the hypergrid
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HG links-- depending on your interests
- Use your head! They always tell you that. They never tell you how
- About education
- About art
- Dinosaur
- Sailing in virtual worlds
- About Videos
- Sights of the virtual worlds
- People of the virtual worlds
- About business
- The incomplete works of Ann Tree Prenyour
- Outworldz One-Click Hypergrid (Install your own HG)
- Binder's OSWorlds Stats and Status (past week)
- Google Calendar tutorial (Used for notices of HG events)
- Hypergrid Tour 2016-01-- 167 virtual worlds
- Sign of the Kite
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
- Use your head! They always tell you that. They never tell you how
- About education
- About art
- Dinosaur
- Sailing in virtual worlds
- About Videos
- Sights of the virtual worlds
- People of the virtual worlds
- About business
- The incomplete works of Ann Tree Prenyour
- Outworldz One-Click Hypergrid (Install your own HG)
- Binder's OSWorlds Stats and Status (past week)
- Google Calendar tutorial (Used for notices of HG events)
- Hypergrid Tour 2016-01-- 167 virtual worlds
- Sign of the Kite
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
Communities in the virtual worlds
- Arcadia Asylum All Around
- G+ community: Hypergrid Safari
- G+ community: Metaverse Tours
- Opensimworld. Destination guide for the Hypergrid
- Best metaverse communities
Radio in the virtual worlds
Metaverse beginner help
- NMA entry path
- How to Enter Kitely Virtual Worlds
- Metaverse 101 Info
+ Tutorials for getting started in Opensim
- Fr43k Paine/Dealing With Griefers
- A Dimension Beyond
- Virtual Outworlding Table of Contents. Summary
- Newcomer help in virtual worlds
- Virtual worlds are about people. Communities, communication, shared goals
- Time conversion: put time/zone into Google search to get your time
Schools in virtual worlds
- What is "Virtual Outworlding" and how can you use it? Keywords
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- What is "Virtual Outworlding" and how can you use it? Keywords
- I publish 5 or 6 days a week, skipping 1 or 2 days in midweek
- For more on topics like this, follow Selby Evans in Google+
- What do we do in Virtual Worlds?
- Google search this blog: Search bar, upper left--or:
- Put site:virtualoutworlding.blogspot.com at the end of the search terms
- Annotated screen shots made with Jing
- All original content on this blog is Creative Commons License, attribution only.
- Second Life, Linden, SLurl, and SL are trademarks of Linden Research Inc.
- This blog is not affiliated with Second Life or anything else.
- Ads are from Google.
- Selby Evans in Kitely, Thinkerer Melville in Second Life
- Lauren is funny
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