Jane, Plain Jane: Part 4, Can't
I told her I can't do it. Oh, I'm not too busy. It is in the evening, and Plain Jane has plenty of time in the evenings. And it is an older lady. But all I need for that is a grey wig and a little makeup.
But I'm not an actor, I haven't had any stage training. I don't even know how to walk on stage.
"You don't have to walk. You just sit there and look like you are eating. Nobody will pay any attention to you till the waiter comes up and gives you your cue." Hermione always thinks things through with all the details. I guess that's something you learn to do in acting and directing.
"But I don't know how to put the right emotion in it," I objected.
Hermione was very patient about it. "There's no emoting involved, you are just ordering a meal. Do it just like you always order a meal, only louder. You have had singing lessons, haven't you?"
"Yes, but what has that got to do with it?"
"You already know how to project your voice. On stage, it's just like singing, except you don't have to do it on key."
Oh God! I was running out of excuses. I couldn't tell her I am scared to do it. So I told her I would think it over. And to get out of the conversation, I had to promise I would practice my line and give it to her whenever she gives me my cue.
My cue is, the waiter comes up to me and says, "Is madame ready to order?"
And I say, "I'll have what she's having."
That looks easy. And it is easy for normal people. Not for Plain Jane. I feel safe being the extra lump on the couch. Oh, damn! I thought I resented being the lump on the couch and now I know I can't be anything else. And I will have the explain why I can't do that part in the play. And I can't explain it to her either. I can't do anything. I am trapped.
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This (the multi-part series including this part) could be a short story or a one-act play for one or three actors. I relinquish all claims to the copyright and declare all work by me under the title "Jane, Plain Jane" to be in the public domain.
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The writers group at Nara's Nook has started a learning and production project using the guide book "The 90-day novel," by Alan Watt. To contribute to the project without spending the time on a novel, I am writing a short story or small play using some of the guidance from the book.
Writers meeting at Nara's Nook
- Jane, Plain Jane: In eight scenes. A short story as a writing exercise
- The writing communities of virtual worlds: Nara's Nook
- HG Safari, week 119 Nara Nook, the writers colony on the hypergrid
- Understory
- Articles about writing on this blog
- The writing communities of virtual worlds. What do they offer to writers?
- Blogging in virtual worlds. How to... Summary
- This is the kind of event that could work well in a web-world
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- A proposal for a web-world to support nonprofits in virtual worlds
- The writer's meeting at Nara's nook meets Mondays, 6 PM California time.
- Scroll to the end for instructions on how to get to the meeting.
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- A proposal for a web-world to support nonprofits in virtual worlds
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- (More after the break, scroll down!)
Metaverse events, current and upcoming
- 3D web-worlds of the browser (G+ community)
- Public service web-world by CybaLounge. Virtual worlders, this one is for us
- Singer Girl built a web-world.
- Infinite Metaverse Alliance, organization for the metaverse.
- Want to try Halcyon? Infinite Metaverse Alliance test grid
- IMA on G+
- Javascript for beginners
- Learn Javascript for programmers
- OSCC presentation videos available
- CRASH! Site, the musical under development by people like us
- Mal Burns: Inworld Review
- Try a browser-based virtual world
- Selby's daily news collection: Virtual worlds are real
- Virtual Outworlding news collection
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
- Entertainment on the Hypergrid
- HYPERGRID EVENTS
- Destination guide: OpenSimWorld
- Opensim AAM Virtual Performers
- WELCOME TO SEANCHAI LIBRARIES
- Virtual world G+ communities: Communities virtual worlds G+
- MOSES software development
- In a virtual world, your deodorant never fails.
Jane, Plain Jane: Part 4, Can't
Hermione is trying to get me to take a part in the play she is directing at the community theater. Can you believe that? Me, Plain Jane. The extra lump on the couch. But she says it is hard to find someone to put on costume for a bit part like this. And that bit is critical to the play, so she has to find someone she can depend on.I told her I can't do it. Oh, I'm not too busy. It is in the evening, and Plain Jane has plenty of time in the evenings. And it is an older lady. But all I need for that is a grey wig and a little makeup.
But I'm not an actor, I haven't had any stage training. I don't even know how to walk on stage.
"You don't have to walk. You just sit there and look like you are eating. Nobody will pay any attention to you till the waiter comes up and gives you your cue." Hermione always thinks things through with all the details. I guess that's something you learn to do in acting and directing.
"But I don't know how to put the right emotion in it," I objected.
Hermione was very patient about it. "There's no emoting involved, you are just ordering a meal. Do it just like you always order a meal, only louder. You have had singing lessons, haven't you?"
"Yes, but what has that got to do with it?"
"You already know how to project your voice. On stage, it's just like singing, except you don't have to do it on key."
Oh God! I was running out of excuses. I couldn't tell her I am scared to do it. So I told her I would think it over. And to get out of the conversation, I had to promise I would practice my line and give it to her whenever she gives me my cue.
My cue is, the waiter comes up to me and says, "Is madame ready to order?"
And I say, "I'll have what she's having."
That looks easy. And it is easy for normal people. Not for Plain Jane. I feel safe being the extra lump on the couch. Oh, damn! I thought I resented being the lump on the couch and now I know I can't be anything else. And I will have the explain why I can't do that part in the play. And I can't explain it to her either. I can't do anything. I am trapped.
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This (the multi-part series including this part) could be a short story or a one-act play for one or three actors. I relinquish all claims to the copyright and declare all work by me under the title "Jane, Plain Jane" to be in the public domain.
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- The writer's meeting at Nara's nook is on Mondays, 6 PM California time.
- HG address:
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- In a virtual world connected to the Hypergrid:
- put the HG addrress in the Find bar of the world map, click Find, TP
- If you are not connected to the Hypergrid:
- visit Nara's Nook and find out how to join Nara's virtual writer's colony.
Related
- The writing communities of the virtual worlds. What do they offer to writers?
- Metaverse Authors (G+ community)
- How writers could use a web-world. Meet in a minute
- HG Safari, week 119 Nara Nook, the writers colony on the hypergrid
- Nara Nook on the benefits of failure in a virtual world
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News and Notes
The Hypergrid WIP Show
- The Hypergrid WIP is a one hour "show & tell" of works in progress or recently completed.
- Everyone is invited. Building, scripting, promotion, entertainment-- whatever you are working on.
- Selby will be doing test video capture of presentations in voice. These may be posted on YouTube.
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- Presentations are in voice and text.
- For text presentations, best bring the text in a notecard and paste it into chat.
- Voice presentations may be captured in video.
- Stills and videos from the show may appear in this blog and elsewhere.
- The Hypergrid WIP is a one hour "show & tell" of works in progress or recently completed.
- Everyone is invited. Building, scripting, promotion, entertainment-- whatever you are working on.
- Selby will be doing test video capture of presentations in voice. These may be posted on YouTube.
- Presentations are in voice and text.
- For text presentations, best bring the text in a notecard and paste it into chat.
- Voice presentations may be captured in video.
- Stills and videos from the show may appear in this blog and elsewhere.
Next WIP show
- Next WIP show: Sun. April 10 Noon SLT
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora allows presenters to run high threat OSSL functions.
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- Put the line above in your World Map next to Find. Click Find. TP
- At Narasnook, use World Map to search for Pandora
- Cookie II location (fourth Sunday of the month)
- HG address below: paste into the World Map next to Find. Click Find, TP
- grid.kitely.com:8002:Cookie II
- in Kitely: paste into Nav (top) bar of Firestorm, Enter.
- hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Cookie II/68/369/22
- Next WIP show: Sun. April 10 Noon SLT
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora Location: (second Sunday of the month)
- Pandora allows presenters to run high threat OSSL functions.
- world.narasnook.com:8900
- Put the line above in your World Map next to Find. Click Find. TP
- At Narasnook, use World Map to search for Pandora
- Cookie II location (fourth Sunday of the month)
- HG address below: paste into the World Map next to Find. Click Find, TP
- grid.kitely.com:8002:Cookie II
- in Kitely: paste into Nav (top) bar of Firestorm, Enter.
- hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Cookie II/68/369/22
Previous Articles from the WIP show
- Glimpses of Hypergrid Work-in-Progress (WIP) show
- WIP Show: How to with NPC, Nara Malone. Storytelling of the future
- WIP on Cookie II, Kitely, 9/20 Dolls, Discos, and Discussion
- WIP August 23, A conversation about being creative
- The WIP show, 7/18/2015: Virtual mobile art by Lucy Afarensis
- WIP Show at Hobo Sandbox on Cookie II, Kitely
- WIP Show, works in progress on the Hypergrid June 3, 2015
- Hypergrid WIP meeting. The creatives of the hypergrid
- Glimpses of Hypergrid Work-in-Progress (WIP) show
- WIP Show: How to with NPC, Nara Malone. Storytelling of the future
- WIP on Cookie II, Kitely, 9/20 Dolls, Discos, and Discussion
- WIP August 23, A conversation about being creative
- The WIP show, 7/18/2015: Virtual mobile art by Lucy Afarensis
- WIP Show at Hobo Sandbox on Cookie II, Kitely
- WIP Show, works in progress on the Hypergrid June 3, 2015
- Hypergrid WIP meeting. The creatives of the hypergrid
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HG links-- depending on your interests
- Use your head! They always tell you that. They never tell you how
- About education
- About art
- Dinosaur
- Sailing in virtual worlds
- About Videos
- Sights of the virtual worlds
- People of the virtual worlds
- About business
- The incomplete works of Ann Tree Prenyour
- Outworldz One-Click Hypergrid (Install your own HG)
- Binder's OSWorlds Stats and Status (past week)
- Google Calendar tutorial (Used for notices of HG events)
- Hypergrid Tour 2016-01-- 167 virtual worlds
- Sign of the Kite
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
- Use your head! They always tell you that. They never tell you how
- About education
- About art
- Dinosaur
- Sailing in virtual worlds
- About Videos
- Sights of the virtual worlds
- People of the virtual worlds
- About business
- The incomplete works of Ann Tree Prenyour
- Outworldz One-Click Hypergrid (Install your own HG)
- Binder's OSWorlds Stats and Status (past week)
- Google Calendar tutorial (Used for notices of HG events)
- Hypergrid Tour 2016-01-- 167 virtual worlds
- Sign of the Kite
- Events on the Hypergrid: HYPEvents
Communities in the virtual worlds
- Arcadia Asylum All Around
- G+ community: Hypergrid Safari
- G+ community: Metaverse Tours
- Opensimworld. Destination guide for the Hypergrid
- Best metaverse communities
Radio in the virtual worlds
Metaverse beginner help
- NMA entry path
- How to Enter Kitely Virtual Worlds
- Metaverse 101 Info
+ Tutorials for getting started in Opensim
- Fr43k Paine/Dealing With Griefers
- A Dimension Beyond
- Virtual Outworlding Table of Contents. Summary
- Newcomer help in virtual worlds
- Virtual worlds are about people. Communities, communication, shared goals
- Time conversion: put time/zone into Google search to get your time
Schools in virtual worlds
- What is "Virtual Outworlding" and how can you use it? Keywords
- I publish 5 or 6 days a week, skipping 1 or 2 days in midweek
- For more on topics like this, follow Selby Evans in Google+
- What do we do in Virtual Worlds?
- Google search this blog: Search bar, upper left--or:
- Put site:virtualoutworlding.blogspot.com at the end of the search terms
- Annotated screen shots made with Jing
- All original content on this blog is Creative Commons License, attribution only.
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- This blog is not affiliated with Second Life or anything else.
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- Selby Evans in Kitely, Thinkerer Melville in Second Life
- Lauren is funny
- What is "Virtual Outworlding" and how can you use it? Keywords
- I publish 5 or 6 days a week, skipping 1 or 2 days in midweek
- For more on topics like this, follow Selby Evans in Google+
- What do we do in Virtual Worlds?
- Google search this blog: Search bar, upper left--or:
- Put site:virtualoutworlding.blogspot.com at the end of the search terms
- Annotated screen shots made with Jing
- All original content on this blog is Creative Commons License, attribution only.
- Second Life, Linden, SLurl, and SL are trademarks of Linden Research Inc.
- This blog is not affiliated with Second Life or anything else.
- Ads are from Google.
- Selby Evans in Kitely, Thinkerer Melville in Second Life
- Lauren is funny
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